no one in particular apparently, showing up to a basketball game in make-up!Īllison was gonna show that bitch how a real woman does it. Smiling obliviously while swaying her hips for. But no, such a game was never to be.īut there she was. Now that's a game for the ages! Princess Peach kidnaps the Mario Brothers, and you have to play as Bowser trying to rescue them. Why couldn't they be the hero? Or better yet, why couldn't they be the villain?
There were so many other things female characters could do rather than act as a prize for the hero after finishing the game. No, Allison wouldn't quite call herself a raving feminist, but she always felt insulted that this was expected to be her rolemodel. Princess Peach became the most blatant example of this, and the symbol of everything she detested. Growing up Allison was an enthusiast of all things video game, but she kept finding herself surrounded by tthe image of female characters the female character, as a bubbly, blonde airhead who just got by being rich, looking pretty and smiling for the camera.
She has nothing but contempt for Peach, or rather what Peach stands for. The pink princess shoots a slight but very warm smile towards Allison as she bats her eyelashes.Īllison glares at the peppy bimbo. bad luck, but we'll recover It's just the start of the game!" Allison reassures us and grabs the ball, heading towards the center of the court where princess Peach is meeting her. "Damnit! Who made the rule that short, fat people can jump so good?" LeBron waved his fist in a violent gesture. Allison attempts to guard the hoop and take the ball from him, but he shoots it to Luigi, who shoots it back to Mario when he got closer to the hoop, who proceeds to jump and slam dunk. You try to get closer and snatch the ball from him, but all of a sudden Peach is there hip-thrusting you stunned for a moment while the diminutive Italian makes his way towards the hoop. Mario sneaks in and steals the ball from under his arm, and makes headway towards your hoop together with his team mates. He can't tell who is any which way, but start dribbling forward to make some ground. He starts dribbling but has difficulty seeing since the rays of the setting sun stares right into his eyes. The Mario AllStars pick their side of the court, and the game is started with LeBron himself having the ball in his hand. "All right, " LeBron says, "No argument here."